Greeting Cards

Bread & Butter: Birthday

$6.00

Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Birthday: 1 delicious cake; layers of buttercream frosting; candles as needed; poppers of confetti; way too many party hats; noise-makers galore; 1 cheesy birthday card. Enjoy cake to the sounds of screeching. Light candles with fire department on standby. Withhold your age on more year.” Image of a birthday cake in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Birthday

$6.00

Bread & Butter: Dad

$6.00

Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Dad: barrel of really bad jokes; shot of awkward conversations; heap of steadfast dependability; bushel of never-ending support; unhealthy dose of fist bumps. Mix jokes and conversations. Add dependability and support. Garnish with fist bumps.” Image of 70’s style station wagon in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Dad

$6.00

Bread & Butter: Mom

$6.00

Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Mom: cup of care; dollop of nourishment; over abundance of encouragement; smidge of worry; pinch of sarcasm; peck of correction; heap of comfort. Blend gently, cover with love, leaven for a lifetime.” Image a box of a rotary telephone in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Mom

$6.00

Bread & Butter: Wife

$6.00

Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Wife: moments of wonder; days of intense discussion; years of comfort and cuddles; months of shared fun and events; lifetime of blessings. Fold in all that is good. Blend with oodles of sugar and spice. Savor forever.” Image of a jar of sugar in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Wife

$6.00

Holy Smoke Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and red text saying, “Holy Smoke”. Image of a classic bbq grill with smoke coming from each side. A gray envelope is included.

Holy Smoke Greeting Card

$6.00

Keep on Truckin' Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and red text saying, “Keep on Truckin’”. Image of a red pickup truck. A gray envelope is included.

Keep on Truckin' Greeting Card

$6.00

If A Little Is Good, A Lot Is Better Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and red text saying, “If A Little is Good A Lot is Better”. Image of a birthday cake with red and white frosting and candles. A gray envelope is included.

If A Little Is Good, A Lot Is Better Greeting Card

$6.00

You're Well Preserved Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and red text saying, “You’re Well Preserved”. Image of a gray and red jar with red checkered lid. A gray envelope is included.

You're Well Preserved Greeting Card

$6.00

Happy Happy Happy Day Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and pink text saying, “Happy Happy Happy Day”. A gray envelope is included.

Happy Happy Happy Day Greeting Card

$6.00

You're the Best Kind of Old-Fashioned Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and pink text saying, “You’re the Best Kind of Old Fashioned”. Image of a gray and pink Old Fashion drink with white ice cubes. A gray envelope is included.

You're the Best Kind of Old-Fashioned Greeting Card

$6.00

Older the Fiddle, Sweeter the Tune Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and red text saying, “Older the Fiddle Sweeter the Tune”. Images of a red fiddle with red music notes. A gray envelope is included.

Older the Fiddle, Sweeter the Tune Greeting Card

$6.00

A Little Brighter Every Year Greeting Card

$6.00

White card with gray and yellow text saying, “A Little Brighter Every Year”. Images of a gray and white birthday candle. A gray envelope is included.

A Little Brighter Every Year Greeting Card

$6.00

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